Luke: ”Forgive me Jesus but this is fucking GR8!”
Ashton: "*humps a vegemite bottle* hehe i lost my vegeminity"
Calum: "This is better than puppies and fucking bass put togethER OMG I SHOULD MAKE A BASS PUPPY!"
Michael: "*mexican ad music plays*"
luke taking your order at starbucks and everyday when you get your cup there’s always smudges because he’s made a mistake and crossed things out in black sharpie and finally after a month goes by u ask him how hard it is to mark the cup for a tall mocha and he says that actually it’s easy, he’s just been putting his number on the cup and then backing out every day